Breaking News: Donald Trump Is Officially A Felon

Breaking News: Donald Trump Is Officially A Felon
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I know this is an off day, and there's an episode of Unfiltered going out tomorrow that's talking specifically about Trump and Stormy Daniels' allegations against him- but this is too big to not say something.

Donald Trump has just been declared guilty on all 34 falony charges by a jury of his peers.

Sentencing is set for July 11th at 10 AM, so tune in for that to find out what's going to happen to the prick. I have no idea if jail time will be on the table, but if nothing else the man has accomplished yet another American first.

First President to be impeached twice, first ex-President charged with a felony, and now he's the first ex-President to be found guilty of one as well.

Break out your cakes and wine, folks. It's a good day to be alive.